Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
|police officer:||you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest|
|me:||whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:|
|police officer:||haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook|
wish tumblr had a partner program like youtube so I can make 8 dollars a month reblogging pictures of anime girls