aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

thatsgrace:

Is that what having your heart stopped feels like?

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

(Source: mcbitchtits)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Chalk art by Lila Roux

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

Dan's collar bones (requested by troybootyon)

(Source: philswhiskers)

durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

(Source: welovekanyewest)

(Source: beyoncevevo)

rumour:

Oh my god…free them

nflstreet:

wish tumblr had a partner program like youtube so I can make 8 dollars a month reblogging pictures of anime girls